HI! I haven’t even logged into this account in more than a year. 

I still have no idea how tumblr works.

So… just logged into tumblr for the first time since October.

You all have new names. I don’t know who you are.

Oh, dear.

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My mother sends me random things. This time, it was a pack of 2010 Topps cards.

I preset this without comment, except that apparently my baseball obsession is such that I just rattled off some nonsense factoid about each one of them.

But seriously. I laughed out loud.

EDIT: dammit, mobile upload, why must you rotate the photos so they’re unusable?

(via out-gayed-myself)

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dreamcats:

(by elizabeth sarah)

I’m not sure Blue realizes the dissonance between her poor English and stating that a highly educated political leader like Obama “dun kno anythin,” or if Stephanie realizes that war her husband is CURRENTLY FIGHTING is only ours because our leaders made it up.

Also, why in the world am I bothering to comment on posts like this from people I went to high school with?

I need baseball to come back so I can stop caring about politics again.

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My Poppy! I promise she has front legs.

ATTN SLURVY

littlestclouds:

slurvy:

I’m looking to get into the NHL, but I’m from Cleveland, which is a hockey wasteland.

Tell me why I should decide to love your team, tumblr! Hurry before I fall for the Penguins or some other team you hate!

And in addition to what I commented about, you should love the Red Wings because they do hilarious shit like this.

You are so far the only person who has said anything other than “PENS OMG CROSBY” or something of the type.

(via frederickalfredporcello)

I’m looking to get into the NHL, but I’m from Cleveland, which is a hockey wasteland.

Tell me why I should decide to love your team, tumblr! Hurry before I fall for the Penguins or some other team you hate!

crimsonkitty:

twofourteen:

eloquents:

strobes:

yo, tumblr, you’re doing it wrong. it’s the first five words.

malice. kick. crush. risk. secrets.

bail, peep, naked, ugh, cut. LOL WUT

Passion, naked, kick, door, curse.

SOUNDS LIKE SOME GOOD PORN TO ME.

Made, suicide, passion, coke, secret.

Bail, the, pogo, planets, dream.

how it came to be

"The cat's name is 'Canada.'"

"Canada is not a name for a cat."

"It is!"

"He doesn't even look like Canada. He's brown. And small. And he doesn't talk with a funny yet somehow charming accent."

"Canada is awesome. The kitten's awesome."

"Those two things have nothing to do with each other."

"Of course they do. And you know we have brown things in Canada."

"We have brown things in California, too."

"This is true, but I still think Canada is a good, simple name. Unless you hate Canada."

"Oh, don't even try to trap me with semantics, buddy."

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persistentisgood-:

furryrabbits:

Genus Aves Iratus (Angry Birds) (by zero-lives) art by Shane “Das Chupa” Parker

 where is Marty?

Angry Birds, I love you, but I’ve been stuck on one of the fucking toucan levels for months. And that makes me sad.

(via idkmybffgio)

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fuckyeahsociallylazysloth:

submitted by kelsie fitzhenry.

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fuckyeahdementia:

You drunk my Battleship!